No one wants boring wedding photos, do they?
I'm the worst influence you could ever have
“Bad influences” get all the best photos.
You know those wedding photos you see, where every last pixel is filled with that awesomely infectious, can’t-stop-smiling energy? I promise you now…the person holding the camera? Bad fucking influence.
So as your wedding photographer, I intend to be near enough the worst influence imaginable. The swift paw sneaking you a ‘way too early’ Jagerbomb; the mysterious hand that nudges you onto the dancefloor; the little voice saying the dick joke everyone’s thinking*
Because that’s the wedding day you really want, right? Not a day of serious small talk and sensibly-sipped drinks. But a day where you can be yourselves, have a proper laugh, get wonderfully shitfaced, and experience the best day of your lives with only the best of vibes.
Are we gonna have a teensy bit of camera time? Sure we are. But I promise, not only will you fucking love the photos, it’ll either be super-romantic, or an absolute fucking riot (or if you’re really lucky, a super-romantic absolute fucking riot).
*(I should say, I do have a very strict ‘no swearing or dick jokes in front of the parents or grandparents’ rule. Unless Nana’s a saucy old flirt, and then all bets are off).
Photo time kids, let’s go
Believe it or not, I do have a soft side. And it’s Flump levels of squidgy.
I think love in all forms is absolutely marvellous. You’re best friends who love each other so much, you never want to let go. And that’s pretty bloody special, isn’t it?
So when it’s time for your couple’s portraits, I really wanna give you some proper time together as a couple. Just 20 minutes or so to get a bit sexy, catch up on the morning dramas, and share your “holy shit, we’re married!” moment away from the crowds.
My portraits technique is similar to a toddler making a jam sandwich. I set up the bread; I’m after the filling. We’ll get silly, play some games, I might suggest a few things. But it’s the in-between moments I’m waiting for. Instinctive hugs and affectionate kisses, held hands and little looks, whispered naughtiness and wide-eyed smiles. That’s the magic right there, my friends.
And whatever happens, I solemnly promise: you’ll be back with your guests before the joy leaves your eyes.
Right, all done! *slaps arse* Now go get drunk.
If you are planning your wedding, do yourself a favour - book Vicki! She will honestly be the best money you will spend. Not only are her photographs stunning, she is the kindest and funniest person. An absolute heart of gold, but also a wealth of wedding insider knowledge.
— Lindsey C