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I know I’m not for everyone. I’m way too blunt and honest for my own good. I make more penis references than a urologist. And I am very easily distracted by dogs.

But I have a kind heart. I give my absolute all to every one of my couples. And if I do say so myself, I’m pretty fucking talented (there, I’ve said it).

If you love my work and think we might be best friends in the making, I’d be buzzing to hear from you. Get in touch today and let’s see if we’ll make a good team.